Welcome to “Inside the Character Studio” please give a warm welcome to our host; Oliver Clozeoff!
Ladies and gentlemen please, would yah bring yer attention to me. Welcome to the show, please come inside! Today we will continue our in-depth look into the life and mind of Zander Bearach, on: “Inside the Characters Studio”. I am your host Oliver Clozeoff, and let‘s get to it, shall we?!
We have a nice little show for today all planned out. So Zander, what would ya do if ya were to receive an inheritance?
Like when a relative dies you get something?
Well, I don’t really have to worry about that now do I since all of my family is gone.
Well, it doesn’t need to be family, lad. It could be anyone who likes ya enough to give ya something should they pass on.
Wait, are you trying to tell me someone left me something?
Oh god… Who died?
It was Alvor, wasn’t it?
Oh, good…it wasn’t Carlotta, was it? I will kill that Mikael, he promised to leave her alone. I guess me beating his face in didn’t teach him nothing!
Please tell me it wasn’t Jon was it?
Wait lad you are…
Why do people who get close to me always die?
Zander! Calm down, no one died!
What? But you said…
No lad I asked what ya would do if ya received an inheritance. I said nothing about someone being dead.
It’s okay lad just try to answer the question.
Okay well, I dunno really. I guess it depends on what I received.
Let’s say for sake of discussion ya received a very large sum of money.
I suppose I would find a nice plot of land and buy it so I could build a house with a workshop on it so I could practice my skill in blacksmithing. Then possibly spread around whatever is left over to the few friends I have. Maybe send some to Achaius and Sheanna back in Weye.
That seems like a decent way to spend yer inheritance.
I don’t know what else I could do, to be honest. Then again I guess I could find some rebellion against the Thalmor that I could help fund.
Aye, that ya could.
I guess now that I answered your question it is time for audience questions?
Aye, that it is.
Okay, let’s get to it.
Alright, let’s see here how about the lanky fellow with the red hair wearing the “Scouts do it in the brush” T-shirt. Do ya have a question for Zander?
I certainly do. What would you say is your strongest suit, intelligence-wise?
I would have to say I don’t really know what my strongest “suit” or quality is. I am a quick learner at most things. Since entering Skyrim I have become pretty good at running away and finding my way into deadly situations and living. So, I guess survival is my best skill.
I can respect that answer. Thank you.
Erm, you are welcome…
Okay, lad are ya ready for the next question?
Let’s see, who looks like they have a good question. Oh, how about the nervous looking female Redguard in the fifth row. Do ya have a question lass?
I do. We all know Zander hates the Empire. But how does he view the Stormcloaks? I mean does he see them as the lesser of two evils, right premise wrong execution, nutcases, Ulfric is a god (*gags*), etc…
That’s an interesting question lass. What say you, Zander?
Well, firstly I do not hate the Empire. I merely think they are being used and are the puppets of the Thalmor and need new management so to speak. As for the Stormcloaks, I think their intentions are in the right place but their execution could be better. Since I have never met their leader I have no opinion on the man. Though anyone willing to fight the Thalmor, and their puppets can’t be all bad.
Compelling answer Zander mi’boy. And on that note, we are out of time for today. I hope ya will join us again tomorrow when we continue on with our 28 Days of Character Development, where we will have another enlighteningly good time with Zander, right here on “Inside the Characters Studio”. I am yer host Oliver Clozeoff saying, “Be good, if ya can’t be good, be naughty, but be good at it.” Good night everybody!